Jandhyala jokes. likes. Jandhyala Veera Venkata Durga Siva Subramanya Sastry (14 January – 19 June ) was an Indian film screenwriter. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet. Home › Hasyam (Humor) › Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Out of Stock. Jandhyala. Jandhyala Jokes- 1 & 2. Customer Reviews. No reviews yet .
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Jokes in telugu lipi with jpeg format. Russia successfully intercepts the missile and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.
The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile. On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning.
It jsndhyala only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! This time all the parties agree. Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell miles away from the target, on its own government building at Pakistan cries for help.
Remember that guy who crashed into the White House? And if you are very lucky we may even be landing on your village! Pakistan never gets it right. Yes, we are very advanced at Air Dhakkan Airways. Thank you for choosing Air Dhakkan Airways. Indian technology is highly advanced.
Today we have 12 passengers on the plane – which is a joked of a problem because we only have 5 seats! Some missiles deviate from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.
We cannot guarantee that we will end up in Delhi but rest assured it will be somewhere in the East. If USA decided to launch a nuke-loaded missile, Soviet satellites would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds Soviet counter-missiles would be on their way. In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides to launch a missile in retribution.
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Although there is no-smoking in this aero plane, you may find that during the flight you can see smoke in the cabin. In the mean time, the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure. The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.
I collected these from Internet. In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight. If, however, we go a little too close then please let us know.
To vote this question go to http: Other Blogs You can find here wellpapers but not wall papers which are funny. But they need permission jandhyals the government of India. In fact we are so safe even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! And I love Gandhi giri View my complete profile. But if you really want to see a film then we will be glad to fly next to Air India so that you can look at their movie through the window.
And for our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! This is the one two six flight to New Delhi. As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote, A caretaker government is installed.
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But, if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan. Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to jokds minority because a party that was giving outside support withdraws it. Their attempts for another launch of missile are still on. Its three months since the army had sought permission.