Now in paperback, the New York Times bestseller that takes readers on a riotous journey through the mind of one of America’s premier comics George Carlin’s. “I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same. by George Carlin. Hyperion, pages, hardcover. Review by Jim Walker. In a TV interview on CNBC with Tim Russert, Carlin said the title offends all three No doubt this book will offend many people, especially the religious, but then.

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So I waited a few years and joined the army. Growing up in a culture that had nothing to do with the stand-up, I feel like I am a little behind with this bussiness. My sign would say something like, “Smoke if you wish. I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man with no feet. Thanks for telling us about the problem.

I haven’t even heard this yet, bar the sample preview, but knowing George Carlin’s stand-up work, I know I’m going to enjoy it. Here are a few I would suggest: I cut him some slack. If I had read this one first, I’d have probably liked it better. But that was fairly early on in the book and after that was one barren, unfunny desert of one liner type observations and single paragraph “situation comedy.

Keep your circle small. While the ideas may not flow together from section to section, you will laugh. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices. The best review of any book that really shakes people and hits them where they live is its measure of how many people people go out of their way to write slanderous reviews in hopes of discouraging others from hearing the ideas within.


Carlin at his most nihilistic. It is very funny. Perhaps thirteen year old boys and bitter, grumpy old men. In fact, I might even go too far in the opposite direction. Lists with This Book.

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Quotes by George Carlin

I feel like I need to start by saying that I read the entire book. They should be more vivid. There are no discussion topics on this book yet. Unfortunately, as Carlin got older, he got crankier, more bitter, and less funny. This page was last edited on 6 Decemberat That’s what I I have a hard time when people tell cralin this book was “just okay” or “funny here and there” because I found the entire book to be completely hilarious, insightful, challenging, and satirical.

The fact that Carlin reads this himself is important as he adds his own personal flare to his material. Jan 13, Ruben rated it really liked it. Sep 23, Steven Walle rated it it was amazing.

Carlin is not ” The Baker Street Letters. Anyway, if y This is pretty much what you expect from Carlin – acerbic, abrasive, disrespectful, challenging language that doesn’t give a good goddamn what anyone else thinks.

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Retrieved from ” https: The title should be at least 4 characters long. Amazon Second Chance Pass it on, trade it in, give it a second life. A wen of mine brought this book to me and told me it was the funniest thing she had read in a long time, better than his bribg book and she thought of me while she read it and how much I would love it.


There is very little quintessential Carlin here.

And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Maybe he’ll punch me repeatedly in the kidneys and the stomach so it doesn’t mark up my face.

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

I wanted to return it georgee hadn’t figured out how. I don’t want to know what college you went to, who you intend to vote for or what your plan is for world peace.

People forget there is wil a thing as memory, and that when a wound “heals” it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. Many authors advance on this topic in a serious way, but to George, he managed to insert humor In term of Philosophy, I dare say that George Carlin influenced me more than other ancient philosophers.

I recommend this book to anyone who wants to think and have a good laugh. His clever wit and repartee is released and unbounded in this performance. Every time Carlin would get onto a good bashin’ topic, it wouldn’t take off. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: